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salamelier 

A trained and knowledgeable salami professional, who specializes in all aspects on salami service. Though “salamelier” is a job title potentially anyone may claim, becoming a professional certified salamelier often requires some combination of experience, training, formal education, classes and examinations. A very basic education in salami may be attained over the course of months at a cost of hundreds of dollars; however, advanced professional certification requires years of study, practice and experience costing thousands of dollars.
Kylie works the salami like a pro; instead of going to college she is using her student loans to become a salamelier.
salamelier by Gmore918 May 20, 2018
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slammelier 

The person who understands and demonstrates the effect that your chems will have upon the body.
He's a slammelier. Totally gets the difference between the types and provenances of my crystal....
slammelier by AnacondaLondon December 21, 2022
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salameaner 

It's like a salamander but meaner.
Watch out Becky! That's no ordinary salamander. That's a salameaner! They will judge your every decision in life negatively.
salameaner by Jim Biscuits June 18, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008