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salami drop
salami drop by Wonnmeister May 6, 2005
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Salami dick
Salami dick by Mark.R August 10, 2019
Salami Dick
The salami dick is a gigantic log-like red penis that has the ability to shapeshift. In solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner's will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.
Yo, I love having a salami dick, when I didn't have a blender I used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.
Salami Dick by willynilly73 March 12, 2013
Salami Dih
A massive penis. In both girth and length. A true biological feat. Even those who don’t care for deli meats will have their mouths watering for some salami dih. If you don’t know anyone with salami dih, it might be you!
Salami Dih by weezydidit December 21, 2025
la salade de la dame
The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!
Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?
la salade de la dame by Eating out69 April 19, 2025
Disappearing Salami
The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.
Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?
Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!
Kid- What's it called?
Strange Man- Shh its a secret...
Kid- Tell me!
Strange Man- The disappearing salami...
Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!
Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!
Kid- What's it called?
Strange Man- Shh its a secret...
Kid- Tell me!
Strange Man- The disappearing salami...
Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!
Disappearing Salami by MellowYello April 6, 2013
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"