The salami dick is a gigantic log-like red penis that has the ability to shapeshift. In solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner's will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.

Yo, I love having a salami dick, when I didn't have a blender I used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.

Salami Dick by willynilly73 March 12, 2013

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Salami Dih

A massive penis. In both girth and length. A true biological feat. Even those who don’t care for deli meats will have their mouths watering for some salami dih. If you don’t know anyone with salami dih, it might be you!

I’m a vegetarian and I still love salami dih

Salami Dih by weezydidit December 21, 2025

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la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!

Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?

la salade de la dame by Eating out69 April 19, 2025

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Disappearing Salami

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.

Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!

Disappearing Salami by MellowYello April 6, 2013

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