Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Rotonian
A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.
The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.
Related Words
rustonian • Rustolian • Restorian • bustonian fart • Justonian • Justonian Noise • Reptonian • Restonia • Rotonian • Rusmonkian
Rustolian
the left over residue between the shaft and the male genitals after having sex. The leftover juice from the female on the genitals.
Rustolian by Dark Vanilla 69 January 7, 2008
Restonia
A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".
Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".
Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)
"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."
Restonia by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005
Rusmonkian
Rusmonkian by spooder-thung March 2, 2022
bustonian fart
bustonian fart by DickRod69 March 23, 2017
Justonian
Just an absolute stud, everybody wants him. Hes a fucking champ, and everyone loves him. And he's so badass and sad and lonely that he has to make things up about himself on Urban Dictionary.
More from Urban Dictionary
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
Throat Sweats
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland