Justonian 

Just an absolute stud, everybody wants him. Hes a fucking champ, and everyone loves him. And he's so badass and sad and lonely that he has to make things up about himself on Urban Dictionary.

Justonian pretending to be someone else hoping for some reassurance: "Justonian is pretty awesome, huh?"
Someone else: "I've never heard of him, but he sounds like a faggot."

Justonian by Justonian March 7, 2019

Justonian Noise

A type of noise in communication that refers to Justin spewing out nonsensical comments that can interfere with the communication of ideas.

There communication was hindered because of Justonian Noise

Justonian Noise by BoxShroom November 12, 2025

jetsonian 

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.

We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.

jetsonian by jetsonian March 31, 2003

justining 

1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block

4.) Making out with really ugly girls

5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state

Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.

I've been justining so often I think I have mono.

Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!

justining by meowtown23 October 20, 2014

Justening 

When someone has the power to always be late

"That kid is always Justening, he is never early"

Justening by Larry Cabbage June 24, 2016

Justiniana 

Babe, one of a kind. Smart, funny, helpful and always there for you. Also quite adventurous but can also be quite shy.

Friend1: DUDE look at this new chick. She's a babe! Should I talk to her?

Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.

Friend1: what's her name?!

Friend2: Justiniana

Friend1: should of known

Justiniana by SaltyAF<3 September 12, 2016

Justinian 

A nam given to people at birth because their parents like byzantine history to much.

My name is Justinian.

Justinian by turkae May 14, 2021