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Justonian 

Just an absolute stud, everybody wants him. Hes a fucking champ, and everyone loves him. And he's so badass and sad and lonely that he has to make things up about himself on Urban Dictionary.
Justonian pretending to be someone else hoping for some reassurance: "Justonian is pretty awesome, huh?"
Someone else: "I've never heard of him, but he sounds like a faggot."
Justonian by Justonian March 7, 2019

Justonian Noise

A type of noise in communication that refers to Justin spewing out nonsensical comments that can interfere with the communication of ideas.
There communication was hindered because of Justonian Noise
Justonian Noise by BoxShroom November 12, 2025

jetsonian 

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.
We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.
jetsonian by jetsonian March 31, 2003

justining 

1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block

4.) Making out with really ugly girls

5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state
Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.

I've been justining so often I think I have mono.

Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!
justining by meowtown23 October 20, 2014

Justening 

When someone has the power to always be late
"That kid is always Justening, he is never early"
Justening by Larry Cabbage June 24, 2016

Justiniana 

Babe, one of a kind. Smart, funny, helpful and always there for you. Also quite adventurous but can also be quite shy.
Friend1: DUDE look at this new chick. She's a babe! Should I talk to her?

Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.

Friend1: what's her name?!

Friend2: Justiniana

Friend1: should of known
Justiniana by SaltyAF<3 September 12, 2016

Justinian 

A nam given to people at birth because their parents like byzantine history to much.
My name is Justinian.
Justinian by turkae May 14, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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