fairfax

Best county in the USA! Located in northern VA, pretty much next to DC, the second best place! Fairfax is home to over 1,000,000 people, and is considered as one of the wealthiest counties in the entire USA! There are about 500 different malls, each one larger than the next, so basically the county is a shopping mall where teens hang out. Lots of traffic here too, since we got such a high population. In Fairfax, "rush hour" is from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM, with a slight break at 10:02 PM. Fairfax is also home to one of the country's largest school systems, with so many people from different races and places that if you walked down a hallway in any school, you instantly learn a new language. Yep, this is pretty much the best place to live in anywhere!

Person 1: Man i wished i lived in fairfax. Instead, i gotta live in Fauquier.
Person 2: HAHA

by hoagly December 26, 2010

Fairfax

a place that seems like it isn't real, or a giant outdoor shopping mall. It's really trippy.

guy) where did you go last weekend

other guy) nowhere. i was in fairfax

by phillieseagles June 9, 2010

Fairfax

Fairfax, Va - right outside of the great D.C. YES it is northern, and yes we are proud to say so- we are NOT southerners! Not judgmental, welcome of all, fake we are not- posers- no thank you-we find you quick. Be yourself and you WILL have fun in THE Veeee Aaaaa. And we are proud to be here, so don't mess with the 7 0 3. Seriously

Fairfax, the funfax place to be.

by fairfax33 November 1, 2008

Fairfax

The police force in Fairfax county, VA.

Dude, Fairfax is all over today.

by ThaHR October 8, 2009

Fairfax

Giving a man every impression that you're going home to have sex with him and then: twist, you drop him off on a street corner far from where he lives, probably on Fairfax.

My friend made out with a guy at Busby's West, and then had him come along in the car to Astro Burger in West Hollywood. She dropped him off at Fairfax and Santa Monica, claiming she never gave him the impression she was going to have sex with him. She fairfaxed that dude.

by Abuadoo December 31, 2013

Fairfax

A small suburb by Cincinnati surounded by real suburbs. Like the ghetto but with poor white people.

There is no one in my AP class from Fairfax.
"That kid got held back." "Did he go to Fairfax?"

by Karas64 March 3, 2008

fairfax school

A shite place where the male teachers look up girls skirts. The teachers go mad at you for no FUCKING reason even tho all you did was say I wasn't talking. All the teachers are shite and need help apart from Mr larkin. He's safe. All the six formers smoke round the back of g block and the yr 7s think there hard. The girls roll their skirts up because their slash and the boys dont even FUCKING care. Mrs bun is a fat slag who need to get a life and Mr Clarke needs to learn how to dress modern. All together its a shit school which I hope burns to the ground

Girl: can I go fairfax school?
Mom: no you little shit that school is terrible. The music teacher likes kids more than his wife.

by Iwriteshitcomments November 9, 2020