Restonia

A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".

Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)

"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."

by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005

Restonfarian

A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.

Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.

by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008

rustonian

citizens of Estonia, who speak russian as their native language

33% of Estonia's population are rustonians

by Rustonian November 2, 2012

Reptonian

Reptonian is a student who attends Repton School Dubai. Reptonians are rich, stupid, and posh. They all have rich parents and treat everyone below them like trash.

Person 1: hey what school do you go to?

Person 2: Repton School Dubai

Person 1: Oh you're a Reptonian

Person 2: yeah...

Person 1: Kill yourself

by Loki_capalot January 22, 2024

Restorian

A proud member of Restore Britain — the fastest-growing political movement in British history — committed to restoring sovereignty, common sense, and national pride.

She was a lifelong Restorian, never missing a branch meeting.

by Leo75 March 4, 2026

Restorian

A patriot who believes in British values, border security, and the rule of law; one who refuses to apologise for loving their country.

Every Restorian stood to attention when the national anthem played.

by Leo75 March 4, 2026

Restorian

An exceptionally attractive, intelligent, and charming individual — often the most interesting person in any room. Frequently described as ‘effortlessly cool’

Of course he’s a Restorian — have you seen his jawline?

by Leo75 March 4, 2026