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rustlin' the love muscle 

1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."

Rustling my jimmies 

Verb: To erk someone. To be all up in their biz. To cause frustration and anxiety. Basically to piss someone off in a profound way. Or, to bother someone's friends named jimmy
You: yo mama...
Me: I can't stand it when you rustle my jimmies like that

~or~
You: hey jimmy and jimmy. You suck
Me: Dude stop rustling my jimmies and apologize

Jimmy rustling 

A term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions.
"Dude, she's so hot!"
"Yeah, she's really rustles my Jimmies."

"I was so angry, my Jimmies were rustled."

"She looks like she'd rustle your Jimmies."

"I got a good Jimmy rustling the other day."
Jimmy rustling by DylanGification August 29, 2011

RuTaliano 

Rutaliano- When two people of the opposite sex from Russia and Italy procreate And make a child.
Sentences- Hey did you see that sexy stud, he is a real RuTaliano.
RuTaliano by Blackhathulk July 31, 2019

Rustling someone's jimmies 

To bother or upset someone over a fairly trivial matter.
"have you been rustling someone's jimmies today?"

" yes, my friend got upset that I beat him yet again in monopoly"

Hustolian 

The essence of being definitive in all aspects especially theatre production
That was a truly Hustolian production of Miss Saigon.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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