runpled

To rumble a persons toes up and eat it like spaghetti🎀🥰

I runpled a strangers feet in a bus last week

by Wet pecock turdlett March 5, 2024

rumpled foreskin

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rumpledumpskin

A poop that seems like it takes 100 years.

By the time Joe got done taking a rumpledumpskin, the game was half over.

by djsolr December 11, 2009

Rumpled Fore Skin

Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.

"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"

"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"

by Alexander Pierce October 29, 2007

Rupled

To get extremely fucked up in an office setting

I got so rupled last night i ended up mooning everyone at my office during the x-mas party. then was taken to a near by flea bag hotel by the vp of my company...pantless...fucking classic

by maddox212 December 26, 2011

rumpledumple

A rather large rear that is perfectly symetrical in appearance.

Have you see Jeremy's girlfriend? She has the nicest rumpledumple i have ever seen.

by digro32 April 8, 2010

Rumpledforeskin

A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.

Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.

Yes, I see it, and see why now your nickname is Rumpledforeskin, rabbi.

by Midniteklown July 25, 2008