Rupled

To get extremely fucked up in an office setting

I got so rupled last night i ended up mooning everyone at my office during the x-mas party. then was taken to a near by flea bag hotel by the vp of my company...pantless...fucking classic

by maddox212 December 26, 2011

rumpled foreskin

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rumpledumpskin

A poop that seems like it takes 100 years.

By the time Joe got done taking a rumpledumpskin, the game was half over.

by djsolr December 11, 2009

Rumpled Fore Skin

Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.

"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"

"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"

by Alexander Pierce October 29, 2007

Ja Ruled

To be exposed as a complete fraud and have your career ended by this, or at least lose the majority of your fanbase.

Rick Ross (the rapper) was Ja Ruled in 2008 mainly due to 50 Cent, it was found out that he was a CO in a prison and had little to no criminal record. Furthermore his "baby mama" exposed him even further. This almost completely ruined his career, thus he was "Ja Ruled".

by theexposer216 June 7, 2010

rumpledumple

A rather large rear that is perfectly symetrical in appearance.

Have you see Jeremy's girlfriend? She has the nicest rumpledumple i have ever seen.

by digro32 April 8, 2010

rutledge

The butt end of a carrot.

“Said Mrs. Carmichael to her 17-year-old daughter, ‘if you are going to pleasure yourself dear, be sure to use the edible end of the carrot, not the rutledge’”.

by Jackson Hammer January 20, 2020