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Rumplediño 

Overly aggressive carving in pavement, located within a male restroom of a public establishment that associates itself with the name of a large under water animal.
I met this really awesome lady named Ginny at the Hippo on Fat Tuesday & we saw a Rumplediño in that shit!
Rumplediño by Greg Womack February 14, 2018
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Rumpledforeskin 

A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.

Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.
Yes, I see it, and see why now your nickname is Rumpledforeskin, rabbi.
Rumpledforeskin by Midniteklown July 25, 2008

Rumpledickskin 

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
Rumpledickskin by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

Rumplemintz 

Rumplemintz a common misspelling for Rumple Minze which is a 100 proof peppermint-flavored german schnapps.
Michelle had a shot of Rumplemintz and said it tasted like peppermint rubbing alchol it was so strong!

She was so drunk she went to the bar to order a shot of Rumple Mint Schnapp and called it Bumble Bee Snot
Rumplemintz by RumpleMintMichelle October 28, 2008

Harry Rumplemint 

It's when you are getting a girl from behind or doggie style and you take a breathmint, and put it in your anus. Then you take out the breathmint and put it through your pubes, and then after you are done having sex, you tell her that her breath stinks and that she needs a breathmint, and give her the Harry Rumplemint.
That chick I was banging last night was so hot, but her breath stunk like Suttin, so I gave her the Harry Rumplemint.
Harry Rumplemint by dj_lenny_02 April 10, 2009

rumplemintz 

1) A Peppermint liquer
2) A Fave drink of the Emo crowd.
You Doug, buy us more shots of Rumplemintz.
rumplemintz by Getz December 23, 2003
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