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roosterize 

1. Much like the shocker this sexual act includes the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina. However, as opposed to the shocker, instead of inserting the pinky finger into the anus, the person inserts their ring finger into the woman's anus.
2. The act of a woman's sexual partner inserting his/her index and middle fingers into the woman's vagina with the ring finger being inserted into the woman's anus. Upon removal of the ring finger from the woman's anus, the woman then defecates all over the sheets and/or her partner's ring finger.
3. The act of a woman defecating all over the sheets and/or her partner's ring finger after the removal of her partners ring finger from her anus.
Andy roosterized the Puerto Rican chick he was dating and upon removing his ring finger, she subsequently roosterized all over his finger and the sheets.
roosterize by SBDO January 5, 2009
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Roosterteeth 

True veterans of the machinima field, Roosterteeth are the creative geniuses who created the fularious web-series Red VS Blue (based off the Halo series), as well as Strangerhood (based off the Sims). Unlike many fan-based creations, Roosterteeth haven't shown any signs of slowing down over the years; to this day, they continue to roll out hilarious comedy that gives them their well-deserved reputation for being comedy geniuses. They're also credited for producing the brief P.A.N.I.C.S series ("People Acting Normal in Crazyass Situations"), for the F.E.A.R game; and while PANICS was only brief, it did deliver a good laugh. However, Roosterteeth have forever remained most famous for their work in Red VS Blue, which continues to be widely regarded as one of the funniest things on the Internet.
Church (Red VS Blue): "Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life."

Check out their work at http://www.roosterteeth.com.
Roosterteeth by Alhadis July 26, 2008

Roosterish

1. To be unjustly proud or boastful while telling stories that are of poor quality.

2. To constantly attempt to top a friend's stories
I don't care how your cat died. I was talking about my father's passing. Stop being so roosterish.
Roosterish by Matthew R. Gordon July 24, 2010

roosterfest 

An epic weekend celebrated by girls only who consume large amounts of alcohol while dressing in bohemian clothing who have agreed to "Fight Club" rules. Also known as a weekend getaway.
Can't wait until we get turnt at roosterfest.
roosterfest by Stevie N. January 14, 2017

roostering 

Simultaneously vomiting and shitting at the same time.
I had stomach flu, so I ended up roostering all weekend.
roostering by egocentrism04 February 28, 2011

roosterhead 

a man who gives blowjobs.
a homosexual man who likes to gives felatio
gay jim sucked off the whole damn team! what a roosterhead!
roosterhead by orion666 April 25, 2008

roosterteeth 

See cockbite.
See www.redvsblue.com for useage information.
roosterteeth by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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