roostering 

Simultaneously vomiting and shitting at the same time.

I had stomach flu, so I ended up roostering all weekend.

roostering by egocentrism04 February 28, 2011

Roostering 

The act, when intoxicated of shitting and vomiting simultaneously. The international symbol for roostering is sometimes confused with the symbol for “walk like an Egyptian”

Alex: Did you see Matt after the party last night?
Obi: Yeah he was roostering on the front lawn!

Roostering by Yotay October 30, 2019

roostering 

when two girls fuck a gay guy straight; when a girl makes a gay guy happy in his pants and makes him question his sexualtiy

a gay guy saying to his boyfiiend "it was all in the sake of roostering"

roostering by you fucking suck balls November 2, 2008

Roostering 

It’s when you sneak your thumb into your target’s asshole. Once it’s up there, the target goes the sound when a rooster crows

Dispatch: What is Roosterin’?
Sheriff: Roostering is when you sneak your thumb into someone’s butt
Deputy: Oh, that’s an old wives’ tale
Dispatch: why is it call Roosterin?
(Sheriff puts his thumb in Deputy’s ass)
Deputy: Cock A Doodle Do!!
(Everyone laughs except for the Deputy)

Roostering by Eastbound and down February 24, 2021

Roostering 

(v) ˈru stərɪŋ

1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying

2. the act of being a rooster/chicken

3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken

I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)

I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering

Roostering by joogness May 2, 2022

Roostering 

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.

Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.

Roostering by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024

Roosterish

1. To be unjustly proud or boastful while telling stories that are of poor quality.

2. To constantly attempt to top a friend's stories

I don't care how your cat died. I was talking about my father's passing. Stop being so roosterish.

Roosterish by Matthew R. Gordon July 24, 2010