rifl 

See wordrofl/word

* personA does something funny.
<personB> rifl.

rifl by scr0p September 29, 2003

black rifle disease 

Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.

Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.

Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.

Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.

Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.

Good luck!

I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.

black rifle disease by BlackRifleDiseaseExplainer November 18, 2016

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side 

A song meant to be satire but quickly became the modern version of Yankee Doodle

John: "Have you ever listened to the modern Yankee Doodle?"

Alex: "Hell yeah, Keep Your Rifle By Your Side"

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side by AmericaLover123 January 12, 2022

Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.

Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.

Laser Rifle by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009

Phone rifler 

A person (usually a woman) who goes through your phone while you're asleep or in another room.

Dude my girl went through my phone looking for sexts again - she's such a phone rifler!

Phone rifler by Biggadybong August 22, 2017

drip rifle 

A drip rifle is a self-firing rifle which worked simply by having water from one soup can, drip into a lower soup can. When the water in the lower soup can, which was attached to the trigger of the rifle, reached a certain weight, the rifle was fired. This ruse could lead a battle front of defenders, into believing that there could still be troops opposing them, while the soldiers were being evacuated. Lots of drip rifles can be set to go off at different times, to give the impression that the enemy forces, were still in a defensive position.

“The Anzac soldiers in the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps of 1914 - 1918, would sometimes employ the specialized use of a drip rifle, in order to confuse or manipulate the opposing offense into believing that they were at a tactical disadvantage, when in fact, they were not.”

drip rifle by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018

Riflictious 

Beyond the extremities of "bad, terrible, horrible".

Could be a conflict,
Past tense:Reflicted
Current:Reflict, Refliction
State of being: Reflictious

Riflictious"I am in such a mess!I cannot believe all these Reflictions...This is just Relictious!"

Riflictious by Candles013 August 12, 2009