rifling

when your boy is looking through your shit (sock drawers, closet) trying to find something of value i.e. ipod, wallet, or your stash. usually done when youre not there

"ay, what the hell? dont be rifling through my stuff"

"i caught that bitchass riflin through my closet last night at the party. i knocked the breaks off of him"

by novikOFF March 6, 2009

Rifling

When you finish jerking off with a twist. Ex. For increased distance and accuracy.

Bro, my cum shot went wide left...I didn't have the proper rifling.

by Kamaniwana November 29, 2019

rifling

the act of jerking off real fast

quick hard full stroke jerking off without stopping until cumming

when you are running late but need to pop one off, you jump into the bathroom and jerk off real real fast

when you are home with GF and parents are on the way home, and need to finish the BJ fast, she start rifling

by scubasteve919 June 5, 2011

rofling

The act of rolling on the floor laughing

He was rofling at the joke the teacher made.

by Paul deVries November 3, 2003

rikling

A swedish word used to describe somebody who has very expensive clothes to flex for other people! The word was popularized by Sebastian Peliggra a swedish living italian! The word is often used as a negative way of saying rich and you should be offended

Guy 1: Dude i want them shoes!
Guy 2: You aren't going to get them! He's a Rikling!
Rikling: What did you call me?

by RorySowersby January 26, 2017

riffing

1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk
3. first-derivative talking

I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

J.K. Rofling

Just-Kidding Rolling-on-Floor-Laughing

A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.

Guy #1: Harry dies in the seventh book.
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...

by Ryan Ay January 1, 2009