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when your boy is looking through your shit (sock drawers, closet) trying to find something of value i.e. ipod, wallet, or your stash. usually done when youre not there
"ay, what the hell? dont be rifling through my stuff"

"i caught that bitchass riflin through my closet last night at the party. i knocked the breaks off of him"
rifling by novikOFF March 6, 2009
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When you finish jerking off with a twist. Ex. For increased distance and accuracy.
Bro, my cum shot went wide left...I didn't have the proper rifling.
Rifling by Kamaniwana November 29, 2019
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the act of jerking off real fast

quick hard full stroke jerking off without stopping until cumming
when you are running late but need to pop one off, you jump into the bathroom and jerk off real real fast

when you are home with GF and parents are on the way home, and need to finish the BJ fast, she start rifling
rifling by scubasteve919 June 5, 2011
The act of rolling on the floor laughing
He was rofling at the joke the teacher made.
rofling by Paul deVries November 3, 2003
A swedish word used to describe somebody who has very expensive clothes to flex for other people! The word was popularized by Sebastian Peliggra a swedish living italian! The word is often used as a negative way of saying rich and you should be offended
Guy 1: Dude i want them shoes!
Guy 2: You aren't going to get them! He's a Rikling!
Rikling: What did you call me?
rikling by RorySowersby January 26, 2017
1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk
3. first-derivative talking
I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.
riffing by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

J.K. Rofling 

Just-Kidding Rolling-on-Floor-Laughing

A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.
Guy #1: Harry dies in the seventh book.
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...
J.K. Rofling by Ryan Ay January 1, 2009
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