ridepiece

a female,who, as assessed by members of the opposite sex, possesses remarkably tasty physical attributes which instill immediate feelings of arrousal, lust and desire.

"Have you seen Jim's new bird? What a total ridepiece man!!"

by The Helmut July 12, 2006

Ringpiece

The anus, specifically the brown eye. Often used as an insult. UK English.

"Fred is a bit of a ringpiece."
"Lick my ringpiece."

by Frank November 23, 2002

Ringpiece

rectum (chiefly British)

Last night I had a curry for me tea, and this morning, me ringpiece was like a Caribbean sunset.

by Julie October 24, 2003

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Ringpiece

The exit from the anus, a small brown hole

"This evening, Carla, I will penetrate your ringpiece"

"if you continue pointing that camera in my direction I swear I will shove up your ringpiece"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

Ringpiece

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc

After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Sidepiece

A woman whose one level above a jump off but always below the wife. A sidepiece must know her part. While he may meet your family. You will never meet his. A sidepiece is a women he will never commit to. A sidepiece will never be wife material only an easy fuck.

Mary, Teresa, Amanda, Kim, and Christina were my sidepiece.

by Barr Nass February 18, 2019