11 definitions by butt weasel

tosstalgia

bashing the bishop whilst remeniscing about former partner

I was thinking about Maurine last night and getting all tosstalgic in the lav.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

by butt weasel September 1, 2003

Wally Jumblat

1) 1970s Beirut warlord.
2) Large breasts, kahunas, knorks

Go on luv, I'll buy you a babycham if you let me go blub blub blub in your wally jumblats

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

punishing the primate

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003