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The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.
Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
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Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.
Peh - ooh - beh
by Wise Man October 06, 2003
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The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc
Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
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A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.
Me: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer By: <Sqeulch>
by Wise Man October 10, 2003
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An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.
Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>
by Wise Man November 18, 2003
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