Dude, I hung out with my rapepiece last night and didn't fuck her. Now she's gonna think I actually like her. (Also can be referred to an RP)
by TheNicestAssholeYouKnow September 8, 2011
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The House Rapeipede's mating rituals consist of a carefully choreographed mating dance followed by an onslaught of tumultuous raping, usually lasting several hours and occurring most often in the family dining room, usually during a large dinner party that will reflect heavily upon the host family's social image.
A female Rapeipede can lay up to several hundred eggs at a time. A young Rapeipede is not fully capable of total rape until it has at least six legs. Until then, it is only capable of partial rape, which is usually considered a misdemeanor in most states.
The House Rapeipede's mating rituals consist of a carefully choreographed mating dance followed by an onslaught of tumultuous raping, usually lasting several hours and occurring most often in the family dining room, usually during a large dinner party that will reflect heavily upon the host family's social image.
A female Rapeipede can lay up to several hundred eggs at a time. A young Rapeipede is not fully capable of total rape until it has at least six legs. Until then, it is only capable of partial rape, which is usually considered a misdemeanor in most states.
If it weren't for those damn House Rapeipedes raping tumultuously on our dining room carpet, my wife would have gotten that county school board position.
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a female,who, as assessed by members of the opposite sex, possesses remarkably tasty physical attributes which instill immediate feelings of arrousal, lust and desire.
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