Skip to main content

Portable Sidepiece

A sidepiece who is ok with and even happy to be your sidepiece even when you break up with your main piece. A portable sidepiece has no aspirations to be your primary relationship and will remain with you through multiple primary relationships.
Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.

Hawaiian Sidepiece 

Fashioning an ad hoc Fleshlight by carving a hole in Spam for one's manhood. Vacationing in Hawaii and/or pineapple rings is optional
I forgot to pack my porta-vag so I guess i'm going to have to go full ham and whittle a Hawaiian Sidepiece in the Spam
Hawaiian Sidepiece by Bigevilguy August 24, 2023

rocking a sidepipe 

When a male wears pants so tight, the outline of of his genitalia can be seen. Hence, giving the impression that he is rocking a sidepipe.
"Johnny wears pants so tight, he's rocking a sidepipe 24/7."

Side Piece day

February 15th The day men take there side piece(the other girl he is dating on the side) out as if it were Valentines day.
Tommy bought 2 bouquets of Roses One for his girlfriend on Valentines day and one for his side piece on side piece day.
Side Piece day by Onblast! March 2, 2011

slicepiece 

a girl of whom you would like to fornicate with. "slice" refers to the act, and "piece" refers to the person of whom you want to fornicate with.
She is a slice piece.
I wanna slice that slicepiece.
slicepiece by Sahns of Durham December 6, 2010