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Restonfarian
A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.
Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
Restonfarian by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008
Reymond
A little shy at first but once you get him to open up, you'll learn that he is the best person to have as a friend. Reymond is genuinely kind and has a very big heart. If you are lucky enough to date a Boy named Reymond you are a lucky person because he is the most loyal and trustworthy soul. To add on to his many great qualities, Reymonds typically are very good looking and athletic.
Retoni
Noun.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."
Retoni by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010
renton drop
Phrase when someone does not drop down a hatch in the game Rainbow Six Siege when someone is defusing
renton drop by Jyda. June 11, 2019
Reymon14
A internet Legend. The President and Supreme Ruler of the Reyvolution. He started making videos to provide his awsome insight on WWE, but it became so much more. He has many legendary videos that no one can resist. He has a speech impediment but denies fiecerly. He replaces "l" with "y" often talking about other videos that are "onyine"
He is a handsome devil and is not afraid to let you know. He does not believe his speech is any different then any others except for his "sexual slurr (pronounced shexuwalll shwurrrwwrr)". He proves that he can call his mom anything like "stupid bitch" telling her "I hope you die" calling her "wetard" and she still loves him. Because only a mother so great could make a Legend like Reymon14.
Often makes amazing videos of himself playing with his WWE action figures and doing WWE speeches with his Championship belt that he no doubt earned by being a complete badass.
He often refuses to answer the phone and makes remixes to music videos that surpass the orignal by ungodly amounts of greatness. Mostly likely due to the extremely large amounts of energy drinks he consumes on tape. NOS seems to be a personal favorite of his.
His trade mark videos include eating Cheese Sticks and drinking Coke throughout the whole video.
He has a temper like Zeus with a voice like thunder when his videos are interupted by his mom. He has some of the best dance moves to hit youtube, many of them have been copied by Chris Brown in a half ass'd way but Chris he can never pull them off right.
He seems to like John Cena a lot, so I am pretty sure they are best friends since Reymon is twice as cool and famous as Cena.
He is very in touch with the world and welcomes all haters to go ahead and hate. He lets everyone know that his haters will eventually be bums and live in trash cans like The Grouch,and be addicted to crack. But has the sympathy to tell you not to laugh at them because having problems with crack is NOT FUNNY.
He has very strong morals and once was caught stealing something from a store and took it upon himself to dish out the punishment by drinking Coke mixed with Nail Polish Remover.
Recently his videos have become more intilectual and less humourous, so I recommend going to his early videos.
You may wonder why he looks retarded... but he does not know. Also, he IS NOT GAY. His laugh is also another legendary attribute.
Youtube favorites
DX Spoof My Debute
New & Improved Promo
WWE Random Stuff
Ch33s3 38TING SKILLZ
If you want to know why the Reyvolution has such a strong following you simply need to watch the video made by Enemy88 on youtube called
REYMON14 TRIBUTE- INTERNET GOD
Before you partake in the greatness, think be prepared and ponder this
"What you gonna do, WHEN REYMON14 GOES WILD ON YOU!"
"Are you Weady? NO!"
And lastly I will lay some wisdom down like he often does, directly from the Legend himself.
"In the words of my Dad... uhhh waa... mmm waa waduf of all the skyzz... ooaahhh wadif oohh... what if the sky was apple pie and everything was little or something like that... huhhh? ...uhhh you get it huh?"
He is a handsome devil and is not afraid to let you know. He does not believe his speech is any different then any others except for his "sexual slurr (pronounced shexuwalll shwurrrwwrr)". He proves that he can call his mom anything like "stupid bitch" telling her "I hope you die" calling her "wetard" and she still loves him. Because only a mother so great could make a Legend like Reymon14.
Often makes amazing videos of himself playing with his WWE action figures and doing WWE speeches with his Championship belt that he no doubt earned by being a complete badass.
He often refuses to answer the phone and makes remixes to music videos that surpass the orignal by ungodly amounts of greatness. Mostly likely due to the extremely large amounts of energy drinks he consumes on tape. NOS seems to be a personal favorite of his.
His trade mark videos include eating Cheese Sticks and drinking Coke throughout the whole video.
He has a temper like Zeus with a voice like thunder when his videos are interupted by his mom. He has some of the best dance moves to hit youtube, many of them have been copied by Chris Brown in a half ass'd way but Chris he can never pull them off right.
He seems to like John Cena a lot, so I am pretty sure they are best friends since Reymon is twice as cool and famous as Cena.
He is very in touch with the world and welcomes all haters to go ahead and hate. He lets everyone know that his haters will eventually be bums and live in trash cans like The Grouch,and be addicted to crack. But has the sympathy to tell you not to laugh at them because having problems with crack is NOT FUNNY.
He has very strong morals and once was caught stealing something from a store and took it upon himself to dish out the punishment by drinking Coke mixed with Nail Polish Remover.
Recently his videos have become more intilectual and less humourous, so I recommend going to his early videos.
You may wonder why he looks retarded... but he does not know. Also, he IS NOT GAY. His laugh is also another legendary attribute.
Youtube favorites
DX Spoof My Debute
New & Improved Promo
WWE Random Stuff
Ch33s3 38TING SKILLZ
If you want to know why the Reyvolution has such a strong following you simply need to watch the video made by Enemy88 on youtube called
REYMON14 TRIBUTE- INTERNET GOD
Before you partake in the greatness, think be prepared and ponder this
"What you gonna do, WHEN REYMON14 GOES WILD ON YOU!"
"Are you Weady? NO!"
And lastly I will lay some wisdom down like he often does, directly from the Legend himself.
"In the words of my Dad... uhhh waa... mmm waa waduf of all the skyzz... ooaahhh wadif oohh... what if the sky was apple pie and everything was little or something like that... huhhh? ...uhhh you get it huh?"
"Hey, who you voting for, McCain or Obama?"
"Are you serious Reymon14, Viva La Reyvolution"
"What are you up to today? Oh, just chillin with Reymon14"
"Are you serious Reymon14, Viva La Reyvolution"
"What are you up to today? Oh, just chillin with Reymon14"
Reymon14 by SimplyJory March 22, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!