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A fucking sexy God. Nigga is going to get every Pussy he wants, and if you mess with him, he'll fuck you up.
Girl 1: Omg that's Rexton!
Girl 2: I want his Dick so badly
Girl 3 : I get it everyday!
Girl 4 : You lucky fucking nigga
Rexton by Hypedaddy305 November 22, 2021
Rexton is one of the most unique people you will ever meet. Not for just anyone but admired by everyone, people are drawn to his personality, image, and character. He is confident but humble, talented especially musically and artistically, very attractive, strong, and good with style. Intelligent emotionally and intellectually, Rexton can easily understand concepts, ideas, and thought processes. He is a deep thinker and concise writer, his thoughts read like poetry. Rexton has the ability to meet people and instantly connect with them. Rexton’s personality is rare and inviting, both highly energetic and chill. He is sought out by many but keeps to himself and keeps his circle small. He loves deeply and fiercely protects the people closest to him. Rexton shouldn’t be taken for granted. Everyone who knows him values him deeply.
“i love Rexton with all my heart.”
Rexton by 12345words November 23, 2021
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George: alright mate
James: na this geezer had a go at me for stepping on his dog and i got well rexton with him
rexton by George Hurford February 22, 2009
The fucking ugliest guy you will ever meet, his hair is ass, he has no hygiene AT ALL, and he's always giving these random ass opinions that NOBODY asked for! If you meet Rexton, RUN!
Gwin: omg! What is that?!
Haley: ugh! That's Rexton!
Gwin: EWW
Haley: I know! I had to sit next to him in class and he smells like a rat died and got infested with all sorts of parasites!
Gwin: he's so creepy! He's looking at Lola's butt!!
Haley: he's not even trying to hide it!!
Both of them: *throwing up dramaticly*

Rexton Jones 

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones
Rexton Jones by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022

Restonfarian 

A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.
Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
Restonfarian by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008
Noun.

A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."
Retoni by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010
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