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retroduce

v. - the act of introducing yourself to someone you've already met. It can occur under a variety of circumstances, but is usually undesirable. A few common situations are as follows.
1. You have met the person, but do not remember having met them, or do not remember their name. This version of retroducing usually leads to an awkward, detailed retelling of how you met, while you listen and feel like a jackass.
2. You have met the person, but you do no think that they remember you, so you introduce yourself again. You are forced to decide how to explain yourself, whether you would have them think that you are absentminded, rude, or that you consider yourself to be completely forgettable.
Hi, I'm Mark." "Oh, hi Mark, it's Lisa. Don't you remember me from Jonny's birthday party, we talked for a while about the pros and cons of HD versus 35mm formats." "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to retroduce myself.
by robotrib November 5, 2010
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Reproduction

Reproduction is the production of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, Reproduction in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
Reproduction is essential to the survival of all mammals.
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Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.
Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.
by CP-1788 April 28, 2021
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etroduce

To introduce someone electronically via email, facebook, myspace or other online forum.
I can etroduce you to that hot girl, she's totally one of my facebook friends.
by amanda boekelheide October 18, 2007
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Reproduction

“I wish i had sex tonight instead of searching shit in urban dictionary cause im *horny* or curious also whats reproduction”
by Dying is gay dude February 2, 2021
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Reproductive Organ

Another name man's penis, using a musical metaphor.
Referring to a sexy woman, "I'd let her play a tune of my reproductive organ any day."
by LaughingAloud October 4, 2005
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Reproduce Asexually

An intelligent way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
You know what, go reproduce asexually.
by Tin Vogt June 7, 2019
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