Simulation 

The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.

"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus

Simulation by Homeless Chicken September 2, 2017

simulation 

A kinder & gentler word British soccer announcers use to describe the dramatic injuries soccer players routinely feign when they want a foul to be called on their opponent. In truth, what they're describing is almost universally called a dive. (ex.: Callahan took such an obvious dive, the referee gave him a yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct.)

Announcer (describing player writhing on the ground): Beckham's loss would be a terrific blow to this already beleaguered squad, Ian.

Color commentator: It certainly would, Brian, if he's actually injured. But let's... look at the replay... right there, you can see Robinho merely tugged at his shirt, so this is just a simulation for the referee's benefit.

simulation by Rocketfueler June 30, 2010

Simulation 

Another word for Ownage/Cool/Sweet/The Best used mainly in Counter-Strike:Source and World of Warcraft, but some other gamers spread it throughout the gaming community.

Dude, that's so Simulation!

Simulation by Brian Mead July 26, 2006

Simulation 

When something happened a while ago and looking back at it you realize it was really wierd and the memory is very blurry

Wow 8th grade was a simulation, how on earth did we wear low cut jeans

Remember four lokos? SIMULATION

Simulation by Hotdogwatericecubes December 31, 2019

simulation high 

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation

Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

......
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morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food

simulation high by reese davies July 9, 2018

Simulation Toilet 

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

Simulation Toilet by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

simulation husband 

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

simulation husband by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024