resumay

A "here are my job-skills" document dat a job-applicant submits to a company for consideration, but without offering or agreeing to actually perform said types of labor if he gets hired.

If an employment-seeker submits a resuMAY instead of a resuME, he may actually be submitting a "resuYOU" --- i.e., perhaps he'll be expecting fellow employees to perform most of his own job-duties while he just kicks back and sips coffee and scrolls on his phone all day!

resumay by QuacksO November 19, 2025

Resumate 

(verb) To check out someone's background before deciding to get involved intimately.

If he resumates well, I might just green light him to my honey pot.

Resumate by Birdie63 July 28, 2011

resumaniac

The type of person who is so focused on grades or leadership that they either a) don't focus on the important things in life like friends and relationships or b) does so much that what they do doesn't mean anything. They succeed in giving themselves a terrible time whilst obsessing over their type A personality and narrowmindedness and showing rather ugly personality characteristics in their williingless to cut people to get to the top see: resume builders

I wish Alley could stop being such a resumaniac and enjoy the fun that high school has to offer. She can spend the rest of her life thinking about the future, i wish she would have some fun.

resumaniac by iluvny May 10, 2009

resumaniac

A high school student, college student, or otherwise who focuses only on adding to his or her resume.

Adi is a resumaniac; he is obsessed with collecting accolades.

resumaniac by fizfiz April 21, 2009

resumayhem 

This occurs when a company has multiple employees looking for a new job and sending out resumes all at once. This often occurs when a company doesn't give bonuses or raises for quite a while.

"No bonuses again this Christmas-- looks like resumayhem on the horizon."

resumayhem by Stephanie in October 1, 2007

resmay

A neckbeard discord moderator who tell people to not put memes in #general and mutes others for "spamming lyrics". hates copypasta. Uncle bombed the pentagon. Resmay banned me from the discord server for putting copypastas.

Resmay is also definitely not a reference to any persons, real or fictitious, and I say say not just for legal reasons but also as it is, the truth, in it's totality.

Person 1: Dead Chat XD

Resmay: Dead Chat? More like Dead you!! I'm seeing many messages I find unfavorable in #general so I just would like at this moment, to make this clear: any text deemed to present a negative view of server moderators will result in a permanent, stern, ban from this Discord server without warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Did you know that 43/50 of the richest people on the forbes 50 list are discord server moderators? No, I bet you did not, you uneducated non-moderater. In fact, Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society, and without it everything you know and love would be gone instantly. The mailman? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. The mayor? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. The president of the United States of America? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. Myself? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. I sincerly hope you can see it is in our mutual best interest for you to realize that discord moderation is, without dispute, the unequivocally most important job on the planet.

Behave. Or get banned.

*Resmay proceeds to ban the offender from the server"

resmay by BorkaDictionary December 1, 2021

Resumax 

The act of embellishing one's resume or curriculum vitae for the purpose of inflating one's credentials

The candidate resumaxed his credentials.

Resumax by Maui Myth Buster March 9, 2022