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Credentials

The only thing people care about (sometimes)
Iam "Is that going to be the purpose of our life? Acquiring credentials so people will take us seriously. Do I really need a PhD to tell people not to drink rat poison?"

Hym "We can aquire them and wield them against our foes. Hahahahaha! Ouch... My head still hurts."

Iam *sigh* "If the things we say are true we shouldn't need a million dollars and a doctorate..."

Hym "You need to label to throw in their face or they just assume they know better."

Iam "Well... I hate that it's like that sometimes..."
Credentials by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

credentials

A sexual innuendo that refers to a woman's sexual assets (i.e. breast and booty)
"You seem to be qualified for the job, but I'll have to see your credentials?"
credentials by AgentKronik September 14, 2007

Cripple Credentials 

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!
If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!
Cripple Credentials by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.
Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.
Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

Credidentials 

A person who does things to get credits
If a person asks you out you say it's Credidentials because the guy /girl asking you out is doing this to get credits

Or if you know someone's secret you say I k own your credidentials
Credidentials by Wayway_the_girll December 14, 2020
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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