Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.
This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.
This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Person 1: Did you see that British docuseries "Black Mirror"?
Person 2: British People aren't real
Person 1: *a'rent
Person 2: British People aren't real
Person 1: *a'rent
by BorkaDictionary December 02, 2021
A neckbeard discord moderator who tell people to not put memes in #general and mutes others for "spamming lyrics". hates copypasta. Uncle bombed the pentagon. Resmay banned me from the discord server for putting copypastas.
Resmay is also definitely not a reference to any persons, real or fictitious, and I say say not just for legal reasons but also as it is, the truth, in it's totality.
Resmay is also definitely not a reference to any persons, real or fictitious, and I say say not just for legal reasons but also as it is, the truth, in it's totality.
Person 1: Dead Chat XD
Resmay: Dead Chat? More like Dead you!! I'm seeing many messages I find unfavorable in #general so I just would like at this moment, to make this clear: any text deemed to present a negative view of server moderators will result in a permanent, stern, ban from this Discord server without warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Did you know that 43/50 of the richest people on the forbes 50 list are discord server moderators? No, I bet you did not, you uneducated non-moderater. In fact, Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society, and without it everything you know and love would be gone instantly. The mailman? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. The mayor? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. The president of the United States of America? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. Myself? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. I sincerly hope you can see it is in our mutual best interest for you to realize that discord moderation is, without dispute, the unequivocally most important job on the planet.
Behave. Or get banned.
*Resmay proceeds to ban the offender from the server"
Resmay: Dead Chat? More like Dead you!! I'm seeing many messages I find unfavorable in #general so I just would like at this moment, to make this clear: any text deemed to present a negative view of server moderators will result in a permanent, stern, ban from this Discord server without warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Did you know that 43/50 of the richest people on the forbes 50 list are discord server moderators? No, I bet you did not, you uneducated non-moderater. In fact, Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society, and without it everything you know and love would be gone instantly. The mailman? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. The mayor? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. The president of the United States of America? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. Myself? Gone instantly without moderation on discord. I sincerly hope you can see it is in our mutual best interest for you to realize that discord moderation is, without dispute, the unequivocally most important job on the planet.
Behave. Or get banned.
*Resmay proceeds to ban the offender from the server"
by BorkaDictionary December 02, 2021