reprot 

Typo of the word report. most often occurring in league of legends due to the huge amounts of salt and anger expressed by players.

x9 reprot please.
report*

reprot by Zaklamp September 20, 2016

reprocrastinator 

A person who, not only procrastinates, but does it over, and over, and over again.

My husband has been promising to paint the guest room for so long that I believe that he is just a reprocrastinator!

reprocrastinator by glamrocker September 22, 2011

Updated Autopsy Report 

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

Updated Autopsy Report by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020

Reproduction 

Reproduction is the production of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, Reproduction in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.

Reproduction is essential to the survival of all mammals.

Reproduction by Always striving for Accuracy August 4, 2019

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report card

The #1 cause of suicidal thoughts around the world.

Tim: "Hey John, can I see your report card?"
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"
John: "Yup."

report card by Hermin The Hobo April 7, 2012

Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation 

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.

Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.

Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation by CP-1788 April 28, 2021