ObjectingFurry's definitions

Updated Autopsy Report

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020

Morganism

a religion practiced by a middle school towards one social studies teacher. It scares me.

7th grader I: hey do you practice morganism?
7th grader II: no?

by ObjectingFurry January 23, 2020

Desbug

THE S+ GAMER! This man is the best Mario maker 2 player ever. he’s also a wonderful singer.

Man 1: ayo you watc desbug’s newest video?

Man 2: yeah he died inside from endless easy

by ObjectingFurry July 29, 2020

Ok this is my life now

When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances

Guy: falls into hole
Same guy: ok this is my life now

by ObjectingFurry January 14, 2020

help

What half this website needs

Help! I need somebody

by ObjectingFurry January 17, 2020