verb, meaning to vent your joys or frustrations during a home renovation. Expressing yourself before, during or after any kind of renovation.
I'm renoventing to anyone who will listen about all the mess in my house since the kitchen reno began.
by catherineroxit August 1, 2010
Get the renoventing mug.1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
Ex. 1:
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
by Happenstances August 26, 2012
Get the Reinventing the Dildo mug.Related Words
Starting something over completely from scratch when there is already something prepared. Often done unnecessarily and for the purpose of taking full credit.
Michelle: Did you see the dress Jenny made? It's just like that one we saw at the mall, except the straps cross.
Carly: Why didn't she just alter that one? She's always reinventing the wheel.
Carly: Why didn't she just alter that one? She's always reinventing the wheel.
by Zach Willard July 6, 2008
Get the reinventing the wheel mug.Dude 1: What the fuck dude? Take your hand out your pants!
Dude 2: Don't mind me, I'm just renovating!
Dude 2: Don't mind me, I'm just renovating!
by PaplooTheEwok October 3, 2007
Get the renovating mug.A real investment strategy in which you rent your main residence wherever suits your lifestyle, while buying investment properties and leasing them in suburbs that you can afford.
Alice: Home ownership in Sydney is impossible.
Bob: Why not rentvest/do rentvesting?
Alice: What’s that?
Bob: Live/rent in Sydney for $500 a week to enjoy the lifestyle. Buy an investment property in Brisbane. Wait for house prices to increase and make a profit. Buy a house in Sydney in the future with the profits!
Bob: Why not rentvest/do rentvesting?
Alice: What’s that?
Bob: Live/rent in Sydney for $500 a week to enjoy the lifestyle. Buy an investment property in Brisbane. Wait for house prices to increase and make a profit. Buy a house in Sydney in the future with the profits!
by TheDumbInvestor April 10, 2021
Get the rentvesting mug.Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.
More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.
Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.
Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”
“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”
“…you just described a tontine.”
“A what?”
“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”
“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”
“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”
“…you just described a tontine.”
“A what?”
“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”
“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”
“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
Get the reinventing the bus mug.When a married spouse, in a monogamous marriage, sneaks off to a cabin, under the excuse to renovate the/a cabin to cheat on their significant other, with a side piece in secrecy.
Renovating the cabin. My best friends wife, went to renovate their cabin, but she was caught cheating on my boy.
by Logan0787 August 3, 2023
Get the Renovating The Cabin mug.