Definitions by Logan0787

Renovating The Cabin 

When a married spouse, in a monogamous marriage, sneaks off to a cabin, under the excuse to renovate the/a cabin to cheat on their significant other, with a side piece in secrecy.

Renovating the cabin. My best friends wife, went to renovate their cabin, but she was caught cheating on my boy.

Renovating The Cabin by Logan0787 August 3, 2023

Golden Powerwash 

A Golden Powerwash is you you take a shit, and then you have to take a piss. You use your piss to clean the remaining shit smears.

Damn, Jack, I had to use a Golden Powerwash to clean off the remaining shit smear, and I flushed a turd.

Golden Powerwash by Logan0787 May 23, 2023

Drunk Land Whale 

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

Drunk Land Whale by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Drunk Land Whale 

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

Drunk Land Whale by Logan0787 April 9, 2023