rentvesting 

A real investment strategy in which you rent your main residence wherever suits your lifestyle, while buying investment properties and leasing them in suburbs that you can afford.

Alice: Home ownership in Sydney is impossible.
Bob: Why not rentvest/do rentvesting?
Alice: What’s that?
Bob: Live/rent in Sydney for $500 a week to enjoy the lifestyle. Buy an investment property in Brisbane. Wait for house prices to increase and make a profit. Buy a house in Sydney in the future with the profits!

rentvesting by TheDumbInvestor April 10, 2021

Reinvesting The Dividends 

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.

After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.

Reinvesting The Dividends by Effmanny June 5, 2010

renoventing

verb, meaning to vent your joys or frustrations during a home renovation. Expressing yourself before, during or after any kind of renovation.

I'm renoventing to anyone who will listen about all the mess in my house since the kitchen reno began.

renoventing by catherineroxit August 1, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004