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rentvesting 

A real investment strategy in which you rent your main residence wherever suits your lifestyle, while buying investment properties and leasing them in suburbs that you can afford.
Alice: Home ownership in Sydney is impossible.
Bob: Why not rentvest/do rentvesting?
Alice: What’s that?
Bob: Live/rent in Sydney for $500 a week to enjoy the lifestyle. Buy an investment property in Brisbane. Wait for house prices to increase and make a profit. Buy a house in Sydney in the future with the profits!
rentvesting by TheDumbInvestor April 10, 2021
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Reinvesting The Dividends 

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.

renoventing

verb, meaning to vent your joys or frustrations during a home renovation. Expressing yourself before, during or after any kind of renovation.
I'm renoventing to anyone who will listen about all the mess in my house since the kitchen reno began.
renoventing by catherineroxit August 1, 2010