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relationshit
a)One person in the failed relationship doesnt want to be there.
b) Both people in the failed relationship don't want to be there
c) One or both of the relation-ers want to decapitate the other member of the relationship.
Thus, it becomes a relationshit.
Often occurs when a significant other steals/lies/cheats/becomes clingier than plastic wrap or you JUST START TO HATE THEM.
b) Both people in the failed relationship don't want to be there
c) One or both of the relation-ers want to decapitate the other member of the relationship.
Thus, it becomes a relationshit.
Often occurs when a significant other steals/lies/cheats/becomes clingier than plastic wrap or you JUST START TO HATE THEM.
Heather: How's your relationship with Tyler?
Rebecca: I hate the way he breathes. I hate the way he eats. I hate the sound he makes when he watches football. I want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him.
Heather: You got yourself a relationshit.
Rebecca: I hate the way he breathes. I hate the way he eats. I hate the sound he makes when he watches football. I want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him.
Heather: You got yourself a relationshit.
relationshit by chippednailsxx December 20, 2008
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relationshit
Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!
relationshit by J-Bullets November 26, 2010
Relationshit
A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
Relationshit by Mojo March 1, 2005
relationshit
A relationship that has gone bad, probably just about to finish; aggrevating, painful and irritating for both participants.
"How long have you been going out now? Six months?"
"Yeah, but man, it's turned into a relationshit..."
"Can I have your number?"
"Look, I dunno...I like you, but I'm in a relationshit....Ah, screw it. You're hot."
"Yeah, but man, it's turned into a relationshit..."
"Can I have your number?"
"Look, I dunno...I like you, but I'm in a relationshit....Ah, screw it. You're hot."
relationshit by thisisarelationshits January 4, 2010
relationshit
what most couples have or what most "happy relationships" will turn into. a whole lotta b.s. of pain and suffering yet for some odd reason you can't walk away from...
"Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationSHIT!"
-Dane Cook
-Dane Cook
relationshit by chchewy July 22, 2007
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