Mojo's definitions

youngstown

(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a Youngstown tune-up). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). Jim Tressel did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of the congressman, sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.

Youngstown is one crazy-ass shithole.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Punto

the act of eating out someones ass.

tonite im going to have a punto party.

by mojo April 23, 2003

Cunto

Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson

by mojo December 14, 2004

lower butt

(n)
the (hopefully) small piece of flesh that is bunched below the ass and above the legs when an out-of-shape female wears shorts two sizes too tight

Lori wore the zebra-striped hot pants again and I saw her lower butt while spotting her on chin-ups.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

tedi

what some call beer or a brewski (see Tedi Bruschi of the New England Patriots)

dude, when you go to the fridge can you grab me a couple Tedi's?

by Mojo June 19, 2006

down

to be taken down relentlessly

E.g. u down, u facken down. (often used on computer games)

by Mojo April 7, 2004

curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

by Mojo April 7, 2004