Mojo's definitions

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

rise

To get someone emotionally upset, or to get them to acknowledge in a profound way what was said.

Last night I really got a rise out of Linda when I told her what her boyfriend had done.

by Mojo January 12, 2005

west virgina

The best place.

Man, West Virginia is sure awesome!

by MoJo April 18, 2003

tedi

what some call beer or a brewski (see Tedi Bruschi of the New England Patriots)

dude, when you go to the fridge can you grab me a couple Tedi's?

by Mojo June 19, 2006

tullo

Unpopular, Used particularly if the target has a bad haircut

"Fuck Travis is being a tullo"

by Mojo July 24, 2003

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005