youngstown

(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a Youngstown tune-up). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). Jim Tressel did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of the congressman, sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.

Youngstown is one crazy-ass shithole.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Pavement

noun: mixture of powdered rock that hardens when water is added, often used to make sidewalks out of.

noun 2: A darn good band.

Your pavement is eating all the leftover organs!

by MoJo April 20, 2003

down

to be taken down relentlessly

E.g. u down, u facken down. (often used on computer games)

by Mojo April 07, 2004

curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

by Mojo April 07, 2004

cheap suit

to harass somebody.

He was onme like a cheap suit!

by Mojo April 07, 2004

shit on toast

an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

by mojo July 25, 2004

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005