Mojo's definitions

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

rise

To get someone emotionally upset, or to get them to acknowledge in a profound way what was said.

Last night I really got a rise out of Linda when I told her what her boyfriend had done.

by Mojo January 12, 2005

frap

To strike the heel of your hand to the forehead of another person.

Secondary Definition: hot pink (color)

John's frap colored short-shorts were so un-gyro that I frapped him.

by mojo August 12, 2002

youngstown

(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a Youngstown tune-up). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). Jim Tressel did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of the congressman, sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.

Youngstown is one crazy-ass shithole.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Punto

the act of eating out someones ass.

tonite im going to have a punto party.

by mojo April 23, 2003

crazypenguin

A korean mammal. Yet it is confused with chinese.

Harmless until disturbed and can unleash WMD.

Damn those crazypenguins.

by mojo January 19, 2004