Mojo's definitions

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

rise

To get someone emotionally upset, or to get them to acknowledge in a profound way what was said.

Last night I really got a rise out of Linda when I told her what her boyfriend had done.

by Mojo January 12, 2005

west virgina

The best place.

Man, West Virginia is sure awesome!

by MoJo April 18, 2003

tedi

what some call beer or a brewski (see Tedi Bruschi of the New England Patriots)

dude, when you go to the fridge can you grab me a couple Tedi's?

by Mojo June 19, 2006

down

to be taken down relentlessly

E.g. u down, u facken down. (often used on computer games)

by Mojo April 7, 2004

curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

by Mojo April 7, 2004

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005