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relationshit

a)One person in the failed relationship doesnt want to be there.
b) Both people in the failed relationship don't want to be there
c) One or both of the relation-ers want to decapitate the other member of the relationship.

Thus, it becomes a relationshit.
Often occurs when a significant other steals/lies/cheats/becomes clingier than plastic wrap or you JUST START TO HATE THEM.
Heather: How's your relationship with Tyler?
Rebecca: I hate the way he breathes. I hate the way he eats. I hate the sound he makes when he watches football. I want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him.
Heather: You got yourself a relationshit.
relationshit by chippednailsxx December 20, 2008

relationshit

when your in a relationship that sucks.
i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.
relationshit by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Relationshippy 

When two individuals engaging in coitus try to avoid feelings. Usually used in the context of fuck buddies.
"Is it weird that I'm wearing your boxers?"

"Yeah, it's a little relationshippy."
Relationshippy by dbhaley July 18, 2009

relationshit

Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!
relationshit by J-Bullets November 26, 2010

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.
Relationshit by Mojo March 1, 2005

relationshit

A relationship that has gone bad, probably just about to finish; aggrevating, painful and irritating for both participants.
"How long have you been going out now? Six months?"
"Yeah, but man, it's turned into a relationshit..."

"Can I have your number?"
"Look, I dunno...I like you, but I'm in a relationshit....Ah, screw it. You're hot."
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