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Reister! 

a very violent sexual act in which while the woman is haveing her period, the man laps up all the blood while gining her anal sex
aww gross! i watched a porn film yesterday and damn, that nigga was givin that bitch one hell of a reister!
Reister! by SuckaMaCocka December 14, 2006
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mr.reister 

mr.reister is such a shit head
i hate mr.reister so much
mr.reister by bilyy o 52 December 7, 2018

yung cash register aka lil broomstick 

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"
Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames

day-resters 

Day-resters; casual clothing worn around the house whilst resting. This is usually done during the day, making them different from pyjamas.
Day-resters are usually worn while watching television, lying on the couch or playing video games, and can be any comfy, loose-fitting attire worn for the sake of comfort, not fashion.
``Hey man, I'm not up for going out today. Think I'll just throw on my day resters and chill.''
Or
``It's been a long day at work. I''m gonna change into my day resters and hang on the couch this afternoon.''
OR ``Why you still got your day-resters on child? We're going to church!''
day-resters by TetrisLee February 3, 2010

Registered sex offender 

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

Registered Flex Offender 

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.
"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."
a person who has no one to dance with or who feels shy, awkward, or excluded at a party.
My ideal guy is reyster
Reyster by Goodluck! November 24, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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