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Donut Touch 

A variation of a "Do Not Touch" commonly found in museums and antique China stores.

"I want that blueberry donut, bro. It looks hella good."
"Hands off the glass, man. Can't you read? It says 'Donut Touch!'"

Donut Touch by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Giggle Attack

A violent and plural form of the "giggles." Symptoms include the inability to cease laughter, a red face, uncontrollable body shaking, and gas.

"What's that smell?"
"Sorry mayne, I can't control myself. I was just thinking about a joke I heard the other day and I had a giggle attack."

Giggle Attack by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Registered Flex Offender 

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

Registered Flex Offender by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Are you kidding me 

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.

Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

Are you kidding me by DictionaryPapi June 19, 2014