v. Lie your female partner on her back, grab your nutsack and put it in her vagina while grabbing your penis with both hands, one over the other (in the fashion of flying on a broomstick)
My girl was on her back, so i gave her the old broomstick.
I gave her the broomstick and now my nuts smell.
The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.
During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.