A mythical weapon used by Asian moms when their son got a B+ in a recent math test
My mom smacked me with the broomstick when I was caught using a calculator.
by dudepro120 June 19, 2019
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A magical flying broom that Harry Potter uses to play Quidditch.
Harry got a Nimbus 2000 broomstick because he was the youngest seeker at Hogwarts in a century.
by Quirrell November 29, 2010
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Replacement for the idiotic word fag.
Shit Head who thinks he's cool: Dude, You're Such a Fag!
Maddie: Broomstick, You FuckTard.
by Meggo =]] September 07, 2006
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A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.

Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"
Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!
by swisstoblerone March 20, 2010
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v. Lie your female partner on her back, grab your nutsack and put it in her vagina while grabbing your penis with both hands, one over the other (in the fashion of flying on a broomstick)
My girl was on her back, so i gave her the old broomstick.
I gave her the broomstick and now my nuts smell.
by philip martell May 22, 2007
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The act of screwing someone over. Likened to being 'brutally penetrated by a broomstick.' Other variations of the word are 'Broomsticked', which is the past tense verb, and 'broomstick', the present tense verb.
"WHAT!?!? No more coffee? Why don't you just bend me over and broomstick me?!!"

You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."

You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
by Rick Ballard November 13, 2011
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