reefund

Reimbursement of payment for a cruise when da boat you were riding in fetched up on da rocks.

Da pilot of our tour-boat was smokin' a REEFER and thus did not observe da shallowly-submerged ledge; we were stuck there for several hours till another boat came to offload us all, and so da cruise-line gave us all a REEFUND.

reefund by QuacksO December 2, 2021

8 cent refund 

When you get ripped off at a store and then you go back and damage or rob the property.

Tim: " Bro, Taco Bell forgot to put my nachos in the bag!"
Johnny: "F#@& that, you need to go get an 8 cent refund. Here take my gun."

8 cent refund by Junotwenty2 October 2, 2020

Russian refund 

Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.

When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.

Russian refund by Eltwinkinator June 12, 2018

Rubberband Refund 

A tax refund from H & R Block, where one pays the penalty
fees and forgoes the full amount of their tax refund in exchange for an
instaneous pile of cash.

Dwayne got hisself a rubberband refund cause he couldn't wait no 2-10 weeks,
by then Lobsterfest be over!

Rubberband Refund by ktlr February 18, 2009

google refund 

a feeling of dismay upon finding one's supposed neologism on a google search.

I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.

google refund by Craig Bz January 11, 2008

refund gap 

The excessively wide space between a woman's breasts, indicating a poorly executed breast enlargement procedure. Ideal breast cleavage is minimal, so any woman showing off a pair of huge, spherical, gravity-defying boobs that have an inch or more of space between them arguably deserves a refund from her plastic surgeon.

That cougar was totally hitting on me, but I was too weirded out by her refund gap to take her seriously.

refund gap by Hesby April 7, 2008

full refunder 

A customer that expects everything for nothing, the typical type of consumer (typically buying appliances or electrical goods) that purchases items or services and then expects a business to refund them their money at the drop of the hat for any reason at all. They usually include the threat of contacting government bodies such as the Consumer Watchdog or quoting laws they don't understand out of the Consumer Law without any real intention of following through with it.

A full refunder can also be defined as a person who thinks the world owes them something, that they are always going to get what they want and that every business should bow to their every command.

Mandy bought that television two days ago and now she's decided shes not happy with it and expects our business to take it back and give all her money back! She's such a full refunder.

full refunder by The Realist of Consumers April 14, 2015