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Reektard 

Joining of two words: Reek and Retard

Reektard = Someone who's a smelly idiot.
John: That guy stinks - and he's as dumb as shit!

Kevin: Yep. Dude's a Reektard!
Reektard by Kobiashi2 June 16, 2010
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Rednecktard 

Sister banging, cousin loving, Bush fan, confederate flag supporting one toothed ignorant yokel. Similar to the usual redneck only way dumber. They tend to support everything they see in fox news. Hate brown people, black people, Jewish people, smart people, college people, and most of all them' damn mexicans.
Donald Trump went full rednecktard on his speech, you never go full rednecktard.
Rednecktard by pedrodeo77 July 16, 2015

ricktard 

One who is exceedingly lame and most often too lame to be called stupid.
"Wow, he said that? What a ricktard."

"Guys stink; they're all a bunch of ricktards."
ricktard by Sarah Maree April 12, 2006

refucktard

n. one who is more than stupid.
He stuck his finger in a fan. What a refucktard.
refucktard by h3ll4w4its February 25, 2010
noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.
"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"
reetard by felch August 21, 2007

Reecetard 

verb
when someone or something has gone beyond the realms of retardation.

when you make a decision, say something or do something that is so stupid and idiotic that it is defying the laws of the universe.
that girl is just a pure reecetard.

that is the biggest reecetard
Reecetard by alexander jenkinson November 13, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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