Reektard
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noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.
"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"
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Reedtard
a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.
"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"
"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
Rektard
A conjunction of Retard & Rekt placed into one word. This word can be used towards a player who reckons he's got really good skills or reckons he's the best player there in a game but really doesn't and ends up being defeated, humiliated instead or just lack skill Can also be used in person too to people who think they rekt you but somehow didn't recently, in the long run or, again, just lack skill.
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "Bring it on"
Player 2: Jerkin' Weezy "Okay"
Player 2 Jerkin' Weezy "Oooooh get rekt"
<Stoner Boogaloo Shot Jerkin' Weezy From Behind>
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "I was nowhere infront of you, you Rektard"
Player 2: Jerkin' Weezy "Okay"
Player 2 Jerkin' Weezy "Oooooh get rekt"
<Stoner Boogaloo Shot Jerkin' Weezy From Behind>
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "I was nowhere infront of you, you Rektard"
Rektard by Bloodfangz December 6, 2015
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reeftard by ganja_man_420 January 2, 2008
Reestard
1. -ed: An adjective referring to a person who is addicted to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or Pieces, often to the point of a potentially harmful sugar rush.
2. A noun referring to a person who is over-the-top hilarious.
2. A noun referring to a person who is over-the-top hilarious.
1. He ate five packages of Reese's Pieces, and he's been reestarded for the past 20 minutes.
2. That girl is a total reestard, I want to party with her!
2. That girl is a total reestard, I want to party with her!
Reestard by The Big Smuz March 22, 2009
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Andy- Dude u cant tell the difference between a sport or a utility 4 wheeler that good!
Zach and Haylen- Dude your such a reeftard!
Zach and Haylen- Dude your such a reeftard!