Reeltard

A modern-day zombie who has traded in their brain cells for endless hours of mind-numbing Instagram reels. Their attention span is now shorter than a TikTok video, and their thinking ability has been downgraded to "buffering."

They exist in a perpetual loop of scrolling, liking, and forgetting, all while their IQ steadily declines with every dopamine hit from the latest brainrot content. Congratulations, you’ve officially redefined "dumb" in the digital age.

"Did you see Mark at the party? He spent the entire night glued to his phone, scrolling through reels. The guy's turned into a total Reeltard—can't even hold a conversation anymore!"

Reeltard by sdahewar August 11, 2024

Reeltard

A person who makes reels or videos for social media relentlessly. Someone who captures everything for social media.

He is a reeltard and is always seen shooting with his phone camera.

Reeltard by Amy Salty March 11, 2025

reeltard

Someone who spams you incessantly with Instagram reels

Damn Rory, you've been spamming all day, you're being a reeltard.

reeltard by cursed_bananazon October 30, 2025

Reektard 

Joining of two words: Reek and Retard

Reektard = Someone who's a smelly idiot.

John: That guy stinks - and he's as dumb as shit!

Kevin: Yep. Dude's a Reektard!

Reektard by Kobiashi2 June 16, 2010

Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

reetard 

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

reetard by felch August 21, 2007

Reedtard 

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

Reedtard by ReedieBop December 3, 2011