reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

by felch August 21, 2007

Reetard

A fortnite kid who fanboys the pro player known as Reet, by playing his sensitivity, his skin, and talks like him, and plays like him. Sometimes they even copy his name by adding a greek letter

The kid i found in that arena game is a reetard

by Spotless February 22, 2021

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by AcidityBM July 9, 2021

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

Retard Unit

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

by vektorweg June 5, 2017

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

by papaboy March 1, 2013