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redditard
verb :red-it-tärd; a reddit (www.reddit.com) user who argues without poof or knowledge of a subject, all arguments are fueled by emotion and based on disagreement of a subject-matter. Generally the moronic idiots of reddit, that are in their teens to mid/late twenties and lack the knowledge to debate said subject-matter. Due to this lack of knowledge their emotional part of the brain overrides the part of the brain responsible for logic and reason. A civilized debate and back and forth banter is not possible with a redditard. One must always be aware that their fodder for arguments consists of internet memes and attempts at being witty, logic completely escapes them. All other redditards will fuel this fire.
Basically an idiot that lacks the knowledge or the mental capacity to understand a subject-matter at hand, redditards fuel their argument with emotion.
Also known by: reddit hipster douche, reddit hive mind drone.
Basically an idiot that lacks the knowledge or the mental capacity to understand a subject-matter at hand, redditards fuel their argument with emotion.
Also known by: reddit hipster douche, reddit hive mind drone.
A redditard argued with me to no end. When I presented him with evidence contrary to his idiotic statements, his redditardness grew more intense and illogical.
redditard by Exist To Resist August 14, 2014
Related Words
redondita • redditard • recondite • Redditanium • Redditarian • Redonda'd • Redondingus • redonedataker • redonkatard • Redonkutarded
Redditard
Redditard, Noun.
Definition: A Reddit user who is entitled, and believes Reddit is the superior social media platform, also usually believes that any meme in existence is stolen and reposted from Reddit.
They can easily be identified by their world renowned catchphrase "normie".
Definition: A Reddit user who is entitled, and believes Reddit is the superior social media platform, also usually believes that any meme in existence is stolen and reposted from Reddit.
They can easily be identified by their world renowned catchphrase "normie".
Redditard by wrinkylbumcrack March 25, 2020
Redditanium
Redditanium was discovered in the province of Suberbia, France on the 6th of June 1944 by Robert chungus. Redditanium is used to be refined into the world’s most dense material as of 1984, chunganium. With the use of Redditanium increasing due to shortages of steel for dreadnoughts. Redditanium is refined by using a 45. Calibre round fired from a M1911 made pre atomic bomb detonation (1945). Although the process is simple chemistry wise, it is by no means cheap. With the average square meter of Redditanium costing almost $30.75 USD, and the bullet from a M1911 costing around $0.50.
Although it is found nearly anywhere around the world. Vast amounts have been recorded under the state of New Jersey.
Some downsides of this “magic metal” - as some have called it - is as follows: Long exposure causes a kind of psycho effect on the human mind. Another would include its requirement to be transported in a 1st World War era dreadnaught, due to the threat of piracy.
It has shocked scientists that Redditanium can, In fact, duplicate. This has only been recorded a few times but it is theorized that saying “the Chungus wills it” or “the Chonker wills it” while said in a half Jersey half Philadelphia accent will cause it to become 1-2% larger in size.
This is the primary reason of its popularity beside the fact it is nearly unbreakable. As seen in a 2017 study that has stated “after analyzing (Redditanium’s) it’s atomic build, we can say that it is in fact, built different”.
Although it is found nearly anywhere around the world. Vast amounts have been recorded under the state of New Jersey.
Some downsides of this “magic metal” - as some have called it - is as follows: Long exposure causes a kind of psycho effect on the human mind. Another would include its requirement to be transported in a 1st World War era dreadnaught, due to the threat of piracy.
It has shocked scientists that Redditanium can, In fact, duplicate. This has only been recorded a few times but it is theorized that saying “the Chungus wills it” or “the Chonker wills it” while said in a half Jersey half Philadelphia accent will cause it to become 1-2% larger in size.
This is the primary reason of its popularity beside the fact it is nearly unbreakable. As seen in a 2017 study that has stated “after analyzing (Redditanium’s) it’s atomic build, we can say that it is in fact, built different”.
Person 1: The Redditanium deposits were attacked by the Chung pilots!
Person 2: Aren't they based in France Suberbia? How did they manage to cross the entire Atlantic ocean?
Person 2: Aren't they based in France Suberbia? How did they manage to cross the entire Atlantic ocean?
Redditanium by goondommy May 14, 2021
redditard
a user on reddit who obsesses with quoting unoriginal unfunny memes and uses the term "wholesome" way too much often describing actor Keanu Reeves. Stay away from redditards , they smell like shit
woah there my guy epic pupper, what a heckin' choncker wholesome 100 take this upvote*procedes to T pose and say mmmmmmmmmmmmmm* "Jesus what redditard "
redditard by john the Jehovah's Witness October 13, 2020
Redditard
pronounced re-di-tærd
The typical redditard is a peculiar creature. They belong to a hive mind and members of said hive mind will stop at nothing to make their beliefs known. These beliefs/actions/opinions include:
the advocacy for mandatory quarantine that is to be imposed upon everyone just because members of the hive mind are introverts
the advocacy of censorship
the worship of several unrelated figures including keanu reeves and bernie saunders
the obsession with an anime called the adventures of jotaro
drones of the hivemind will seek attention no matter what. How they seek it ranges from methodes such as self inflicted hard, lying about depression, starting arguments, calling out "reposts"( recycled content) and simping(while also insulting the practice) . If a redditard attempts to start an argument with you. Do not give in and insult them. They do not utilize logic in their arguments and will instead attempt to:
"cancel" you, call you out, blatantly insult you, or/and argue illogically using meme references and quotes from adventures of jotaro. This is how they suck up your energy. Don't waste it and if you find yourself in an argument with a redditard, they only way to win is not through logic, but through walking away. saying something like "shut the fuck up" or "nobody likes you" before doing this will tell the drone that they can't have your attention and you will most likely be left alone( that is if you can ignore their cries from afar)
The typical redditard is a peculiar creature. They belong to a hive mind and members of said hive mind will stop at nothing to make their beliefs known. These beliefs/actions/opinions include:
the advocacy for mandatory quarantine that is to be imposed upon everyone just because members of the hive mind are introverts
the advocacy of censorship
the worship of several unrelated figures including keanu reeves and bernie saunders
the obsession with an anime called the adventures of jotaro
drones of the hivemind will seek attention no matter what. How they seek it ranges from methodes such as self inflicted hard, lying about depression, starting arguments, calling out "reposts"( recycled content) and simping(while also insulting the practice) . If a redditard attempts to start an argument with you. Do not give in and insult them. They do not utilize logic in their arguments and will instead attempt to:
"cancel" you, call you out, blatantly insult you, or/and argue illogically using meme references and quotes from adventures of jotaro. This is how they suck up your energy. Don't waste it and if you find yourself in an argument with a redditard, they only way to win is not through logic, but through walking away. saying something like "shut the fuck up" or "nobody likes you" before doing this will tell the drone that they can't have your attention and you will most likely be left alone( that is if you can ignore their cries from afar)
John: i don't like mandatory quarantine and jojo
redditard drone: You absolute fucking fool, you blungus, you complete buffoon. YOU are wrong.
John: This is why nobody likes you
redditard: iM DEPRESSED THAT'S HATE SPEECH
redditard drone: You absolute fucking fool, you blungus, you complete buffoon. YOU are wrong.
John: This is why nobody likes you
redditard: iM DEPRESSED THAT'S HATE SPEECH
Redditard by LongJohn89 May 23, 2020
Redditard
A combination of the words "Reddit" and "Retard" usually used when referring to a Redditor who's terrible in behavior
Redditard by Momsucker Hitlerweiner July 30, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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