Redditanium
Redditanium was discovered in the province of Suberbia, France on the 6th of June 1944 by Robert chungus. Redditanium is used to be refined into the world’s most dense material as of 1984, chunganium. With the use of Redditanium increasing due to shortages of steel for dreadnoughts. Redditanium is refined by using a 45. Calibre round fired from a M1911 made pre atomic bomb detonation (1945). Although the process is simple chemistry wise, it is by no means cheap. With the average square meter of Redditanium costing almost $30.75 USD, and the bullet from a M1911 costing around $0.50.
Although it is found nearly anywhere around the world. Vast amounts have been recorded under the state of New Jersey.
Some downsides of this “magic metal” - as some have called it - is as follows: Long exposure causes a kind of psycho effect on the human mind. Another would include its requirement to be transported in a 1st World War era dreadnaught, due to the threat of piracy.
It has shocked scientists that Redditanium can, In fact, duplicate. This has only been recorded a few times but it is theorized that saying “the Chungus wills it” or “the Chonker wills it” while said in a half Jersey half Philadelphia accent will cause it to become 1-2% larger in size.
This is the primary reason of its popularity beside the fact it is nearly unbreakable. As seen in a 2017 study that has stated “after analyzing (Redditanium’s) it’s atomic build, we can say that it is in fact, built different”.
Although it is found nearly anywhere around the world. Vast amounts have been recorded under the state of New Jersey.
Some downsides of this “magic metal” - as some have called it - is as follows: Long exposure causes a kind of psycho effect on the human mind. Another would include its requirement to be transported in a 1st World War era dreadnaught, due to the threat of piracy.
It has shocked scientists that Redditanium can, In fact, duplicate. This has only been recorded a few times but it is theorized that saying “the Chungus wills it” or “the Chonker wills it” while said in a half Jersey half Philadelphia accent will cause it to become 1-2% larger in size.
This is the primary reason of its popularity beside the fact it is nearly unbreakable. As seen in a 2017 study that has stated “after analyzing (Redditanium’s) it’s atomic build, we can say that it is in fact, built different”.
Person 1: The Redditanium deposits were attacked by the Chung pilots!
Person 2: Aren't they based in France Suberbia? How did they manage to cross the entire Atlantic ocean?
Person 2: Aren't they based in France Suberbia? How did they manage to cross the entire Atlantic ocean?
Redditanium by goondommy May 14, 2021
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