rectumize

To rectify forcefully

We need to rectumize this situation.

by bangem June 17, 2003

Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.

That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack

by Toxic-temptation November 19, 2012

Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

Rectumsempra

A spell that can accidentally be used when the spell-caster means to use "Rictusempra" (the tickling charm). This spell will cause the target to suffer from sudden, frequent, and uncontrollable bowel movements.

Kira pointed her want at Jake - with the intention of using the tickle charm on him. She mispronounced the incantation and said "RECTUMSEMPRA!!"

Jake quickly rushed to the washroom.

by NevilleLongbottom12321 November 20, 2010

ex rectumis

Pseudo-Latin phrase meaning "out of the ass". Used to describe anything pulled or otherwise ejected out of one's ass.

Chase: Can you believe Steve's report?
Carol: I saw it and I don't believe it. Where'd he get those numbers?
Ted: I'd wager a little ex rectumis research.

by mcfm October 15, 2010

Rectomite

A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.

Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!

by kulucriss September 1, 2007

Rectumpense

When one person gives another person anal sex "to make hole" after suffering a tort. A legal form of restitution in some states.

See McGroin vs. Brown

Jason McGroin, a mechanic, accepted an offer to fix Emily Brown's car after Emily alluded to paying with sexual favors. Emily did not put out, and Jason sued for rectumpense. The Supreme Court ruled in McGroin's favor, holding that Emily's implied blowjob, with interested, equated to anal sex.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 2, 2014