Cranial 

Another term for being way too fucked up off a substance.

Jake: Yo, you good bro?

Joey: Yeahhh I'm good but this weed got me Cranial right now.

Cranial by RealJay January 4, 2021

Cranial 

1: Deceptive synonym for "boneheaded." Useful as a parting comment as it may take several moments to discover what the now absent speaker meant.
2: To speak beyond one's faculties

1: "Your thoughts on the war in Iraq are very cranial"
2: "He wanted to be cerebral, but came across very cranial"

Cranial by grepclue June 17, 2007

Cranial 

Cool, Crazy, What’s “In”, or What The Cool Kids Are Doing

The party last night was cranial!

Cranial by KatBizzle November 18, 2023

Cranial 

Crazy; Cool; What’s “In”; What The Cool Kids Are Doing.

Man, that party last night was so cranial!

Cranial by KatBizzle November 19, 2023

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

cranial rectal inversion 

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

cranial rectal inversion by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Cranial Rectumitis 

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

Cranial Rectumitis by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006