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Cranial
1: Deceptive synonym for "boneheaded." Useful as a parting comment as it may take several moments to discover what the now absent speaker meant.
2: To speak beyond one's faculties
2: To speak beyond one's faculties
1: "Your thoughts on the war in Iraq are very cranial"
2: "He wanted to be cerebral, but came across very cranial"
2: "He wanted to be cerebral, but came across very cranial"
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The party last night was cranial!
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cranial rectitis
1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007
cranial rectal inversion
"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
cranial rectal inversion by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
Cranial Rectumitis
A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy
See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
Cranial Rectumitis by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006
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