rectumitis
An inflammation of the rectum.
Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
rectumitis by stropmag December 19, 2015
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Rectumitis
He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass
Rectumitis by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022
Cranial Rectumitis
A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy
See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
Cranial Rectumitis by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006
Inverted Cranial Rectumitis
Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."
Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
Inverted Cranial Rectumitis by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009
optical rectumitis
Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.
optical rectumitis by Jack Squat March 27, 2003
optic-rectumitis
A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
optic-rectumitis by bob March 23, 2005
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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