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Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."
Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching
Ranching by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

ranching it 

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"
ranching it by lalala45677 January 22, 2009
-Noun

Derivative of Ratchet. A Ratchling is the offspring of a Ratchet being. Once hatched and nursed to it's Ratchet ways, said offspring becomes a full grown Ratchling.

If said creature is spotted please call the ASPCA as soon as possible as rabbies is a common ailment of unvaccinated Rachtlings.
Girl 1: "Crystal is pregnant"

Girl 2: "That Ratchet girl is having a baby?"

Girl 1: "Yea, She's having a little Ratchling"

Girl 2: "She better have that thing Vaccinated"
Ratchling by Teeeeee March 4, 2013

right retching 

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.
I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching
right retching by Frisky John September 21, 2006

Rutching 

Rutching is when you take a hit of weed (bong, pipe, joint, etc.) and right after that you take a shot of vodka.

This is called "rutching" as a portmanteau of Russian and Dutch.

So Russian + Dutch = Rutch

Rutching is known to get you pretty crunk.
Bro1: Im bored
Bro2: Yea same, wanna rutch?
Bro1: Sure why not.

*1 hour later after rutching*

Bro1: Im..... fu...fu..ckkkkked.. tah...shhhhiyatt...braaaah.
Bro2: Wuuuuuuuut?
Rutching by ILoveRutching November 22, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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