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Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
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Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.
This girl taught me how to ranch, we were Ranching all night.
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When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing
snowballing isn't flavorful enough so I added some bacon bits, so I have upgraded to ranching
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The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.
After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.
by The J011y R4ch3r November 04, 2013
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Manipulating younger girls for pleasure because they are much easier and want you because your older. And not like a pedophile kind of way.
Seniors macking on girls from the juniors all the way to freshmen.

"Did you see Johnny ranching on those sophomores! They want his dick!"
by Miguel Led January 04, 2010
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When opening a door only to puke on the otherside.
"What's Doug doing?" "He's just ranching" "F'in girl"
by dialect October 19, 2009
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