chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.

"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"

by Eric.. July 1, 2005

chafing

To have someone or yourself rub your penis to cause irritation and to cause skin to peel off and turn pink or bleed

I was so horny I jacked off 4 times and then my penis started chafing.

by garrett martindale August 5, 2006

chafing

Usually occurs when one goes commando with a pair of jeans.
After walking long distances, especially in warm enviroments, the penis will chafe on the denim.

Or

To Chafe

After seeing a dirt valve one could call out to a friend to alert them of perving opportunities. Incinuating that the penis has twitched as it has been excited so quickly and unexpectedly.
Said with a high pitched voice in the right tone can lead to some comical behavour.
When repeated gives off a more important vibe. The more chafes often means the rating of the girl out of ten.

"What a brilliant idea it was to wear no undies. I need to sit down for a minute, im chafing all over the show"

"Check that dirt out! Chafe Chafe Chafe!!"

by Goulden March 23, 2007

Chafing

To irritate or disturb

This garlic bread is chafing my nuts

by Holy foot February 19, 2021

Chafing

Opposite of glazing. When someone is barraging you or another with hate.

Tyler: “yo I this guy he smells weird, and he his teeth are crooked and ugly and he doesn’t have enough money”
Zain “dawg chill quit chafing”

by Grainboypee April 8, 2024

Chafing

To yearn or desire someone deeply

As the woman watched her husband sail away, she was chafing for her to come back

by Yuri-Tarded Son September 1, 2025

chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009